Twinker-Mouth and Twinker-South

I want to wish everyone a very happy Buerhle Santana Day. For those of you who do not believe in the miracle of Buerhle Santana, I wish you a generic happy holiday.

Seriously though, if you're a Rangers or D-Rays fan celebrating McClung Loe Day, you really should consider converting to a different baseball religion.

The Twinkerbell

The official flag of the Twinkerbell.

Contreras Works His Magic

The Palehose take the first two from the Kauffman Queen.

Rain, rain, go away...

...once it's official, you can stay.

The Palehose Six take two out of three from the Bluebird of Crappiness.

Bluebird of Crappiness

The Bluebird of Crappiness flag

Combination of Power and Lack of Speed

The winning combination of power and lack of speed.